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poopflow:

nosdrinker:

does this mean that perez hilton could go to jail

*prayer circle*

(via astrocops)

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  • Question: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :| - Anonymous
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    fishingboatproceeds:

    "The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

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osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

(via katsplanet)

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jameslawrences:

"South Park" is generally a pretty random show that revolves around satirical humor and commentary and tries to get as many jokes in as possible without much regard for character development. For the most part, at least.

That being said, they make exceptions on a few occasions. Well, actually, only one that I can think of. The relationship between Kenny and his little sister Karen is the sole source of pretty much each and every time in this show I can remember where they took a break from humor and had scenes that were solely intended to be genuinely heartwarming and touching without trying to be funny.

In the scenes they have together where she knows that he’s her big brother Kenny, she clings close to him and he supports her in a protective big brotherly-way. And then, furthermore, whenever his little sister is crying and in distress, Kenny dons his superhero costume and becomes her “guardian angel,” helping his little sister whenever she’s in need and encourages her and tells her that she always has someone who loves her and will look out for her no matter how bad things get. 

(via astrocops)

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wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

(via gettin-nakie-outside)

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owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

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warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(via sandrock)

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So I painted a vest for next Saturday when I see Fall Out Boy (and Panic! At the disco! Aw yeah)

It says “raise you like a phoenix” and at the back is their logo thing that looks like a crown

I’m pretty proud of it

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bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(via tattooed-disappointment)

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blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(via emilianadarling)

Source: blastortoise-chan